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Well the calcium bit certainly explains a lot. BECAUSE THERE’S CALCIUM IN FUCKING EVERYTHING IN NEURO. DIRTY FUCK NEUROSCIENTISTS.
(*sigh* Naon got in first.)
You, sir, are a fucken’ genius. I haven’t laughed so much or been so… excited (yes, I do believe that’s what this strange feeling is) since the cat threw up in the sink…
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Fucking gold sir. (Lower mid in the transition metals). As a former (recovering) man of SCIENTS I approve of this in no uncertain fucking terms. Keep up the stellar work and hope the extra traffic from the Twuntersphere doesn’t make WP crack a sad.
Yeah!!!
FUCK YES. FUCK. YES.
Awesome, though a couple of commas would have made it more enjoyable.
Also, “Dicktwistingly” is the new adverb I’m gonna be adopting in my daily speak.
Holy fucking dog balls, this is some fine-ass chemistry shit.
It’s an honour to know you.
I… think it’s… probably an honour to know you too?
Thank you from the bottom of my fucking heart. I have always thought Mendeleev was the bomb, but couldn’t express myself nearly as beautifully as you. Much love of your site. The last 3 days have been full of many tears of laughter in our lab. Smooches, bitch!
Bitch, you can keep your bible, qur’an and book of mormon, there’s more beauty in the periodic table than all of them put together
you need to write more about chemistry, motherfucker. i wanna see some molecules makin sweet ass love and only you can represent, playa.